This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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