Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my shit smells like andre
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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