next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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