we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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