We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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