You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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