Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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