She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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