He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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