How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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