Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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