she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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