Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
why is half of my head shaved?
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