***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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