If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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