did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
i believe in u and ur pee
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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