Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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