I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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