What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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