I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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