This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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