I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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