And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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