I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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