Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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