I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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