just come out here and I will go home with you...
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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