wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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