What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
you would pick up someone in the library
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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