Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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