I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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