My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Everything about him screamed your future.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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