but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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