Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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