sorry about calling you the devil all night.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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