Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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