it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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