When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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