Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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