im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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