I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize