i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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