Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
