his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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