OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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