Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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