So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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