I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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