Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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