You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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