Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
he high fived his dick after we had sex
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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