This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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