i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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