What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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