on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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