I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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