As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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