i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
it's like iHOP with fire
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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