it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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